Category Archives: Relationships

Random Ranting

I just need to put this somewhere. Why not here? 1. Don’t say you are always lonely than you are busy when I ask to do something. 2. Don’t ask for adventure and than blanche when I offer it. 3. … Continue reading

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I know this makes me a bad person to say this.

Every time I see this commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzpqeDKfwKk I feel like he is leaving something out. Just one line. “Honestly. I have got to get rid of that first wife now that I won ‘The Big Game’ before that second contract … Continue reading

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Mila Is Right!

And I am calling every kid I see “Love Goblin” from now on. Especially in utero kids. Those things are just goblins waiting to happen. She was wrong about one thing though; there are no stupid Bette Midler songs!

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Truth to my own detriment

I want to apologize to anyone who reads regularly or subscribes to this blog. I fear they might have the wrong impression about me if based on some of my blog posts. So I will explain what is going on. … Continue reading

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Strange things that don’t make sense to me.

1. If the owner of a house tells you to leave their house [not your’s and not shared/our’s. Wholly their home], can they claim you abandoned them when you leave like they asked? 2. Funny how someone says they are … Continue reading

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Good Guys don’t win

I got dumped, in part, because I want to do charity. Seriously. Update: At least I got this T-Shirt for my effort. Even better, I helped to serve 600 people. I guess that is not enough of a sacrifice. Then again, … Continue reading

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Football Girlfriend Rankings

Football Girlfriend Rankings – In Descending Order Now that the BCS [farce] rankings are coming out; I have become beholden to watching the rankings. I am enthralled in the games. But then some algorithm will ultimately make the choice. I … Continue reading

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Why can’t Schmidt have a three person polyamorous relationship?

I am being completely serious. Schmidt, Elizabeth and Cece all in one relationship. “Schmidt and Elizabeth in the main photo. A photo of Cece is creepily gazing over her shoulder, as I fear she always will be in this relationship.” … Continue reading

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Nowhere else to complain about this

A friend asked me to help her out. She is going to a party. She wanted me to go with her, makes sure she doesn’t get too drunk. And most of all, make sure the guys there don’t do anything … Continue reading

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Misery

I have a long distance girlfriend. The reasons for that are many and varied. Although it is difficult we tried to make work. But until recently, I had no idea how much capacity for hurt there was. I have to … Continue reading

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